Friday, July 16, 2004

Bow-Tie Boy strikes again

Tucker "Bow-Tie Boy" Carlson is my arch-enemy. Just because he doesn't know it, doesn't make it any less of a battle.   I should explain that one reason I hate Carlson is because a co-worker once told me that I could be like him, doing television punditry because I look young and "angelic" (it's not gay, I just use a lot of facial scrub). So that immediately sent me into a spiraling rage.   I don't resemble Carlson at all, ideologically that is. And I don't wear a damn bow tie all the time. What's with that, does he want to look like Junior from Problem Child or something?   But the thing that really set me off during this particular discussion were things like calling Valeri Lakey's, who was eviscerated, defective pool drain lawsuit a "Jacuzzi case" because the lawyer that won the case was John Edwards.

CARLSON: One of the leading candidates among the Democrats in 2004 is John Edwards. Smart guy, decent guy, articulate guy, doesn't have the resume in the current environment in politics, but four years [ago] he was a personal-injury lawyer specializing in Jacuzzi cases.

 

That was from the January 1, 2003 episode of CNN's Crossfire. That kind of language just sickens me. This kid is going to eat through a tube for the rest of her life and Tucker calls it a "Jacuzzi case". To quote Dick Cheney, "Fuck yourself" Tucker Carlson, and I hope you break something trying to.   I have something Tucker Carlson doesn't have...decency. Many thanks to Pierce at Altercation for reporting this in Slacker Thursday and elaborating in Slacker Friday.

2 Comments:

At 1:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

keep up the good work! ... gotta say that Tucker was almost right in saying Al Sharpton would reshape the Dem party....

So why is Tucker on TV anyway?

 
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