Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Hooray!! We won!

No, I haven't lost it. But if you've read John Ashcroft's resignation letter, you can clearly see that we've already won the War on Terror and we are totally safe.

The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved. The rule of law has been strengthened and upheld in the courts.
So screw the sweater, I don't care if we are still under orange alert (that's what that means, right?). This war was over just in time, too, because we are declaring war conservatism. It's about time, too. I was getting tired of them.


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