Monday, February 14, 2005

Oops, arrow in your ass

Happy St. Valentine's Day, dear readers. I hope everyone tuning in to Common Sense today has a special someone they can snuggle with while they read my witty banter. I have no one, of course. I'm all too busy what with the sleeping all day and working all night and outspoken politics (there are way too many republican chicks in this town), so I live a life of quiet desperation. I will however be mailing a letter to J in boot camp. She's cool people and I will tell her that. And if any lesbian-type things are going on, I want to know about them. I'm a taxpayer, it is my right.


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